32 Marriage Memes for Sassy Spouses Who Spend Too Much Time Together

Advertisement
  • 01
    Trying to act cute after annoying your man all day like [COOS] [SIGHS]
  • 02
    My husband: Where are my shoes? Me: By the door. My husband: All right, then. Keep your secrets.
  • 03
    SADANDUSELESS.COM WHEN I'M MAD AT MY HUSBAND BUT HE BRINGS ME FOOD mm
  • 04
    SADANDUSELESS.COM WHEN HUSBAND MAKES A BIG DEAL BOLL BECAUSE HE DID THE DISHES... ONCE BOL
  • 05
    ME WHEN MY HUSBAND IS WATCHING VIDEOS ON HIS PHONE AT MAX VOLUME. @snarkybreeders 30
  • 06
    Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Just got yelled at for leaving my sock drawer open an inch if any of you are thinking of getting into a relationship
  • 07
    My husband, finding items on my grocery list. @NOT THENANNY
  • 08
    When your husband comes home from the store with every single thing on the list you gave him JOBOROK VTO @the.mom.who.knew.too.m
  • 09
    My husband when I'm being brat. You need snackie then nappie a
  • 10
    When he won't let you put your ice cold feet under his nice warm body and now you're wondering if marriage is even worth it girlsthinkimfunny
  • 11
    Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks I don't want to do any of this. *Gestures at the laundry, my hair, my husband
  • 12
    E THERE ARE TWO KINDS OF PEOPLE FE -F "I need to fill up." "I know my car." AND THEY'RE OFTEN MARRIED TO EACH OTHER.
  • 13
    Wife: Why is there a charge for $3,000 to Men's Warehouse? Me: I have no idea. Don't go outside tho Horse Gets Tailored Three-Piece Suit, Looks Absolutely Dashing
  • 14
    Before marriage HIGHIO After marriage HIGH
  • 15
    When you told him he doesn't need a six pack and he can eat whatever he wants and now he's too fat to cheat
  • 16
    Dude-Bro Dad @thedadvocate01 Optometrist: And the final line please Me: NP XTZFH Optometrist: Perfect. Now look for the brown sugar in the pantry Me: *squinting* I don't...I don't see it Optometrist: I'm afraid he's domestically blind Wife: *weeping*
  • 17
    My wife arriving home: "your queen is here" Also me: Me: "she is? where?" acceleration @DADLIFEMEMES yes
  • 18
    Part of being married is listening to your spouse tell people the same 7 stories over and over again. Scary Mommy
  • 19
    WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE DONE ARGUING WITH YOUR MAN BEW LOUTH BOCKH BUT THEN YOU HEAR HIM MUMBLE SOMETHING UNDER HIS BREATH
  • 20
    Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks MIL: You have to teach them really young to pick up after themselves Me: *watching my husband take off his socks and leave them in the middle of the living room*
  • 21
    What it's like living with my husband...
  • 22
    What my husband and I actually do after telling everyone we are busy for the weekend @bigtimeadulting
  • 23
    My husband, when I ask him why he's been in the bathroom for 45 mins while the kids are screaming, I'm cooking dinner, and the baby needs a bath. Mommy GO
  • 24
    SADANDUSELESS.COM WHEN YOU TRY TO HUG HER CO BUT SHE'S STILL MAD AT YOU
  • 25
    BEHIND EVERY ANGRY WOMAN STANDS A MAN WHO HAS ABSOLUTELY NO IDEA WHAT HE DID WRONG SADANDUSELESS.COM
  • 26
    chil 577 Calie 11 500 CA HE Mobil Super www P MY HUSBAND TOLD ME TO PICK UP SOME OIL Webby FOLL SYNTHETIC THI dip 1 42 THE 424 424 17 QUAKER STATE inte bachility FULL SYNTHETIC X- PEN RELO CHPAX 40 PENN LOUNAST FAME Master 4.98 4447 Motorcraft SAE 5W-20 SYNTHETIC BLEND MOTOR OIL BAKAN PENKZOL NOUMEE 14.47 SENZOIES PENKZOIL CLEAGE SE ATMO CENZOIC PENNZOIL ICH MILEAGE STAY O Motorcraft SAE 5W-20 SYNTHE NOW I KNOW HOW GUYS FEEL IN THE TAMPON AISLE 34.47 Varvaline 5W-30 PENNZOIL SINTHENIC BLEND LONG
  • 27
    MARRIAGE IS ALL ABOUT COMPROMISE SADANDUSELESS.COM
  • 28
    Asked my husband to do laundry... I AM NOT MADE TO BE FOLDED
  • 29
    "When your wife's a SAVAGE Called my wife a sandwich maker NOT Sorry
  • 30
    When my husband says we're going to visit his family... Hold on sweetie, let me just finish this one thing.
  • 31
    MARRIAGE TIP #46 YOUR WIFE WON'T START AN ARGUMENT WITH YOU IF YOU'RE CLEANING.

Tags

Scroll Down For The Next Article